I had a dream that Obama was thrown some real tough hard balls by Charles Gibson:
Charles Gibson: Obama, Why is There Air?
Obama: That’s above my pay grade…Ha..just kidding with you Charles. Ah….Uh……Ya know……I was Ah….thinking of John McCain and his…Ah…uh…..His Ah ….recent smears .,…and Ah….it seems that you just can’t…ah…I mean……Air? You want to talk about Air? When we have so many issues that Ah…uh… the American people……Ah….uh need to……..
Charles Gibson: Obama thank you for your insight. Now let’s move on to your Charisma.
Obama: Wait, wait a minute, I’ve ….I’ve ….got and answer. You can’t just go around talking about Air. You have to understand that most people in America don’t get enought Air. Ah…uh…….le….le..le…let me tell you that I have seen the lack of Air as I ….travel…..ah thi…this country and due to the failed policies of the Bush administration ….ah….there are..ah…..many many people who are not….uh…em getting enough Air. A policy, I might …ah…uh…add that John McCain intends to continue that will ….ah…uh depleat all middle class Americans of their far share of….ah Air! That is why…I am…um..why I ..am..um…going to give every non-rich American….a big bag of Air after I am…ah um elected.
Charles Gibson: Wow, I never thought of it that way before. Your insight is uncanny. Can you elaborate. As far as I can see you seem to have enough Air.
Obama: Well thanks Charlie. Your right I do have plenty of Air. In fact I have been known to have more Air than many of my current opponents. Ya know Charlie, I…I..I…was once deprived of my share of Air, and let..let..let me remind you that there is only so…so… much…Air to….ah..go..go around; in fact we may need to use less Air in our tires…sort of ration Air, ya know. But back to me… I worked hard and found connections….to get my fair share of Air….I worked the hard way….I made connections with…Air merchants…like Bill Ayers. Yes…that’s it!!! If…it …..ah wasn’t for Ayers…I would be….ah like everyone else short of the needed Air I needed to get…ah….into a…position to use my Air….to…spread Air to to…to the masses like I did in Germany and ah …D D D Denver.
Charles Gibson: So without Ayers you’d be out of Air. Does that go for Rezko as well; without Rezko you’d be out of Rezz. I think I am getting it now. Without Rev. Wright you’d be wrong?….right?
Obama: Now Chuck, don’t be putting words in my mouth. You…you..sh..should know better than that; your above that Chuck. What I amm…um…trying to say to the people is that it is time…to…ah..change the Air around Washington…….ya know….it …it has been a cold breeze since the Bush administration took our country away…..McCian and now his wind bag Sarah P…P…P…Pa…. Oh, I just can’t say that name I get all shaky. Those two have the same cold hearted plan for America’s Air as Bush. My plan calls for giving the A..A…Ahhhh…American people more Hot Air then they have ever had in the history of…the World!
Charles Gibson: Thank you for that well thought out incredibly intelligent insight. I am sure your supporters and World Citizens everywhere are looking forward to the Hot Air you will surely deliver once we get you….I mean once you win the White House. In fact I have seen the polls and you have a lead in the Air head voters demographic. You’ll have so much Air you’ll need a tire gage to check it…ha!
Obama: Thanks Chuck, that’s funny; say hi to your family. And if I may quote my Vice President, “Stand upchuck and take a bow for your service” to me in this interview.
Look for tough questions from Whoopi coming soon!
Obama Why are you so Cute?
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Which “Bush doctrine” did you mean, Charlie?
Charles Krauthammer, the man who coined the phrase “Bush doctrine,” turns the table on the condescending Charlie Gibson.
Take off your smart glasses, Charlie. Because you’ve been schooled:
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Whoopi to McCain: Do you want me to be a slave again? (Video added)
Scroll down for added video…Whoopi to McCain: “Should I worry about being a slave?”
Did you watch “The View” (or rather, “The Spew”) today. I didn’t. I’m trying to watch my blood pressure. Many readers did tune in — and watched in disbelief and disgust as the hysterical liberal women gone wild derided Sarah Palin and grilled John McCain, who made a guest appearance with his wife.
The e-mail is coming in: (more Malkin on Whoopi)
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Open thread: Palin vs. Gibson, round three; Update: I think Obama regrets not picking Hillary, says Palin
posted at 4:42 pm on September 12, 2008 by Allahpundit
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We’re two hours away from World News Tonight but the first excerpts are up and I figured you’d want a thread to comment. Interesting that they’re transcribing simple verbal hiccups like at the beginning here:
SARAH PALIN: It has always been an embarrassment that abuse of the ear form — earmark process has been accepted in Congress. And that’s what John McCain has fought. And that’s what I joined him in fighting. It’s been an embarrassment, not just Alaska’s projects. But McCain gives example after example after example. I mean, every state has their embarrassment.
Their description of yesterday’s interview is interesting too, which isn’t to say it’s incorrect:
The comfort she showed when talking about a proposed pipeline that would supply the lower 48 states with natural gas from Alaska, contrasted sharply with her generally rote talking points on national security during the day’s first interview with Gibson.
While we wait, here’s a new ad from Citizens United comparing her Iraq prayer to comments made by other “Christianists” through the ages.
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Editing seems to be biased as well!
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at 4:45 PM The edits to the Sarah Palin interview are simply unbelievable.
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By: See What ABC Took Out Of The Interview With Sarah Palin, Then Compare It To Past Interviews And Then Let’s Talk About The Bush Doctrine | Right Voices on September 14, 2008
at 3:50 am
Thanks for the link up Right Voices!
riggword
By: riggword on September 14, 2008
at 3:57 am
hahahahahahaha! I laughed so hard I almost (@#$!). I was just talking to hubby, a few minutes before reading your dream interview, about airing up our tires so that we can solve the energy crisis. Thanks for making my night, there is nothing better than a good clean laugh!,
By: Lisa on September 14, 2008
at 9:59 am
Lisa,
Thanks so much for you comment. It is encouraging to know that someone shares my slightly ascue sense of humor.
You will probably also enjoy
my post titled,
“Obomber and Me” at:
http://riggword.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/obomber-and-me/
Take a look and let me know what you think.
Also, you might like,
“Obama Costello debates McCain Abbot”
at: http://riggword.wordpress.com/2008/06/14/obama-costella-debates-mccain-abbott/
Thanks again Lisa,
riggword
By: riggword on September 14, 2008
at 1:02 pm
I laughed a lot at the O’bomer interview. I’m from Alabama where folks axtually taaalk like that. I showed the who’s on first routine to my munchkin and she laughed at it.
While it’s fun to have haha chuckle at this election (at both sides) The outcome itself is no laughing matter.
I saw Obama’s true charachter when he said that he wouldn’t like to see his daughter make the “mistake” of a baby. As a mother of an adopted child, there is no such thing as a “mistake”.
Please keep up your great work. I’ve been reading your posts and you have a true gift with words.
By: kringeesmom on September 15, 2008
at 3:49 am
kringeesmom,
Thank you so much for your kind words of encouragement.
Sometimes, a blogger wonders if he is making sense and connecting with others.
I write because I have to there are so many words just pushing to get out of me. I write secondly to connect with others on a deeper level than just plan everyday chatter.
kringeesmom you are so right about this election. Our country should never give the power of the presidency to a leftist, anti-American dream, Blame America first, strong arm polititcan like Obama.
This election is crucial to our children and grand children’s future and their ability to dream and have the same opportunity as the millions of Americans who have flourished under American capitalism and American exceptionalism.
Thanks for reading and commenting, your words inspire me to continue to write a daily blog.
God Bless,
riggword
By: riggword on September 15, 2008
at 4:10 am
Great stuff Rigg.
By: peak9 on September 16, 2008
at 2:36 am
We all need to laugh at this craziness once in a while.
Sad to say that it is getting hard to laugh when I think of the consequences of an Obama presidency.
God Bless,
riggword
By: riggword on September 16, 2008
at 8:05 am
Sites such this, (Wiggword) is like a fresh breeze blowing in a dark and stuffy cave.
I feel better every time I visit here, and I would like to thank you for accepting my responses. Even more I thank you for your own responses.
By: Charles Nickalopoulos on October 14, 2008
at 2:41 am
Charles Nickalopoulos,
Thank you for your kind words.
I try to keep this blog as fresh as possible.
The secret is I write what I want to and what I think I would like to read.
Keep coming back and commenting.
I’ll have a new post up in a short while,
God Bless,
riggword.
By: riggword on October 14, 2008
at 8:20 am
My apologies for spelling this name wrong. I meant Riggword, not Wiggword. It was just a typo, on my last post.
While I am here, someone may want to comment on Joseph Biden’s comment about the upcoming “crisis”.
It sounds kind of scary to me.
By: Charles Nickalpoulos on October 22, 2008
at 7:23 am
Thanks for your comments Charles,
What do you think, Obama’s supporters care?
They don’t care what happens; Obama’s zombies will just blame Bush no matter what happens.
It will be Bushes fault when Obama ’s ineptness causes our country harm.
So, Biden is just giving Obama’s constituents a new reason to send money. They will band together to protect their “Messiah”.
What do you think?
By: riggword on October 22, 2008
at 9:39 am