Have you heard the one about the traveling Politician?
How do you Know when Obama is lying?
Obama’s Opening act:
The Unknown Comic for the Unknown Politician.
Then of course you need a Headliner
What better group to represent
“All Show and No Go” Obama
And now the truth!
Don’t We Wish That Obama Had The Courage to Admit His Phoniness!
Too funny: Moonbat DNC concert plans fall apart
Bummer. Public Enemy was supposed to give a free concert to the Recreate ‘68 moonbats next week…except that Public Enemy had no idea they were invited:
Rap pioneers Public Enemy have no plans to play a free benefit for Recreate 68 during the DNC, despite organizers announcing a date, time and location for the show.
Rapper Chuck D told the Rocky this morning that he’s never even heard from the group and will be taking care of family business in another state on Tuesday, the date of the announced show.
“I didn’t know anything about it,” he said from his New York home. “I’m coming to Denver anyway on a whole bunch of different accounts – being involved wth BET and Air America. I couldn’t make it out to Denver until the 27th (Wednesday) anyway.”
As far as the rapper knows (born Carlton Ridenhour) he’s never even been contacted.
“It’s totally news to me. Maybe they did, but if they did it’s one of 6,000 emails,” he said. There are certainly no confirmed plans as announced by Recreate 68.
Michelle Malkin has the rest of the Schedule:
Draft your own DNC schedule
I feel an avalanche of parodies coming on. The DNC has e-mailed its convention schedule:
Monday, August 25 — One Nation
Monday’s headline prime-time speaker will be Michelle Obama.
Tuesday, August 26 – Renewing America’s Promise
Senator Hillary Clinton will be the headline prime-time speaker on Tuesday night.
Wednesday, August 27 — Securing America’s Future
The Vice Presidential Acceptance Speech
The headline prime-time speaker on Wednesday will be Barack Obama’s Vice Presidential Nominee.
Thursday, August 28 – Change You Can Believe In
I’m reminded of that joke DNC schedule that’s been floating around for years.
Time for a fresh update, don’t you think?
Give it your best shot!
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says his role at the upcoming Democratic National Convention in Denver will be in the men’s room.
Blagojevich joked with reporters at the Illinois State Fair on Saturday, deadpanning that he is booked to speak at four in morning in a men’s room at Denver’s Colorado Convention Center.
With his public approval rating sagging and dogged by federal investigations into corruption within his administration, Blagojevich did not directly reply to a question about how he might help presidential contender Barack Obama at the convention. (Michelle Malkin)
