If Obama wins:
Mr. Chad Moonsong:
Ok, Britt you man the computer, Spirit and Fawn you’ve got your cells, and I’ll check online as well.
Mrs. Brittany Moonsong:
Honey why are we doing this again? You already bought the tickets for two weeks at Disney World, you took time off and now you want to win the lottery or we’re not going.
Spirit Moonsong:
I’m with you Dad I still have the number in my speed dial from last year.
Fawn Moonsong:
Chill Mom, I’m cool with it. I’m talking to Jango, when I’m off I’ll dial.
Mr. Chad Moonsong:
Ok, ready at 12:00 Midnight we can start dialing. I can feel it now, this is our year; we’re in.
Mrs. Brittany Moonsong:
This makes me so mad honey, you get their hopes up and then one more time we’re staying home during your time off and we’re out of the money we spent on the Disneyland tickets. You have to just realize that we need to just plan to stay home and watch Disneyland on TV.
Mr. Chad Moonsong:
Look HONEY, I am trying as hard as I can to make this work. Frank at the office said this is how he won the lottery the last two years. He says that the computers have tracked us all year and we haven’t used our cars for six months so we are in the top 40% of callers.
Mrs. Brittany Moonsong:
You’re crazy, you know the odds have gone up every month since Obama initiated the Lottery. In fact I’m still mad at you for convincing me to vote for Obama in the first place, Hillary or McCain wouldn’t have put us through this.
Spirit Moonsong:
I’m still in, I don’t even mind staying home it will help the Polar Bears if we don’t go.
Fawn Moonsong:
What was I suppose to do?
Mr. Chad Moonsong:
Ok, ready, three two one, DIAL NOW!
Spirit: I’m in I’m number 200,003. That sucks.
Fawn: Ah, what was that number?
Mr. Chad Moonsong: Darn I keep getting knocked off, must be too many hitting the site.
Mrs. Moonsong:
I told you this wasn’t going to work. You know that only government employees, Hollywood insiders, Move Ons, and Obama bloggers get the Obama Vacation Offset Vouchers. We are stuck here until he allows another election. Why don’t you go down and stand in line for that video before the line gets too long?
Mr. Chad Moonsong:
I guess I was just dreaming. Why did I ever vote for that guy? He promised Hope, and Change. Well we got the change but there is no hope. How was I to know that he meant it when he said we were going to have to stop driving and using all of the worlds energy. Now we have to wait for a lottery to take a vacation over 50 miles from home to save energy. No vactions no fast food, no negative blogging, no sports, no nothing, I’m gong to bed.
Spirit Moonsong:
Can I have a sandwich, I’m hungry.
Mrs. Brittany Moonsong:
Honey we have already used up our Obama Sandwich After Midnight Offset Vouchers for the month, you can have a tofu roll if you like.
Spirit: UCK!
Fawn Moonsong:
Hey, there’s Obama on TV now, that’s an SUV he’s getting into:
Laura Ingraham says:
So now what will Obama say about the lower Gas Prices
From Michelle Malkin