Obama: Attacks on me are unpatriotic!

Obama’s theme all year has been you can’t touch me!

He has whined and complained every time he has a little battle on his hands.

The lipstick schtick is no different. Now he is trying to “act” tough with the Palin lipstick thing.

Obama what about your Lipstick on a Pig comment?

Ah..no..no..no You can’t touch that!

Obama’s New Favorite Song

Obama, what about your Pastor of 20 years?

Can’t touch this! Stay away from my pastor!

Obama, what about Michelle’s hatred for American tradition?

Can’t touch this! You’ll lay off if you know what is good for you!!!!

Obama, what about your cousin Raila Odinga Muslim supporter and Prime minister of Kenya?

Can’t touch this! I don’t know what you are talking about, I’ve never been to Kenya!

Obama what about meeting with our enemies with no preconditions?

Can’t touch this! You ah, well ya know, what I meant, ah…just get out of here I am the candidate of hope!

Obama what about Ayers and Dohrn?

Can’t touch this! Are you guys really gonna’ pull that old rabbit out of the hat…really?

Rezko?

Can’t Touch This!!!!!!

Huh?

Can’t Touch This, Either!

From Michelle Malkin:

By Michelle Malkin • September 10, 2008 11:21 PM

You know my favorite part of Barack Obama’s response to the lipstick bungle? It’s this obnoxious phrase, which hasn’t been remarked upon much today:

“I don’t care what they say about me but I love this country too much to let them take over another election…”

Yes, yes, because Obama is Truth, Justice, and the American Way! And all who dare mock him or challenge his Absolute Moral Authority suffer from patriotism deficiency.

He loves his country so much he sent his lawyers to stifle the free speech of television stations running ads critical of his terror ties.

He loves his country so much he slimed investigative journalist Stanley Kurtz and pushed his cult followers to shut down Chicago radio station WGN and host Milt Rosenberg, who probed Obama’s ties to terrorist Bill Ayers and his failed educational projects.

And then he goes and complains about “lies and phony outrage and Swift Boat politics.”

Such a selfless champion of our great nation.

I’m reminded of that old quote attributed to William Randolph Hearst: “A politician will do anything to keep his job, even become a patriot.”

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“I don’t care what they say about me,” sayeth The One.

Then what’s he doing running to Letterman to carp about what They said?

Obama to Sunrise, FL: “How’s it going, Sunshine?…It’s good to be in Sunshine!”

By Michelle Malkin • May 24, 2008 09:28 AM

*Link fixed*

Oops, he did it again.

The Gaffe Machine keeps going and going and going.

SUNRISE, Fla. — At first, it seemed as if Barack Obama might just be speaking figuratively, as is his wont sometimes. “How’s it going, Sunshine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. It’s good to be in Sunshine!” Obama declared on taking the stage this afternoon for a rally at the BankAtlantic Arena in Broward County, Fla., just west of Ft. Lauderdale.

Obama, who often comments admiringly on the climate and regional aura of his various destinations, may simply have been evoking the warmth of the Sunshine State, which he campaigned in for the first time this week after staying away for months to observe the Democratic Party’s primary ban against the state. Or perhaps it was a term of endearment, similar to his recent (and later regretted) use of “sweetie” in speaking to a woman reporter.

But then he said it again, and again — “When we are unified sunshine, nobody can stop us!” — and it became clear: Obama thought he was in Sunshine, Fla. But he was not. He was in Sunrise, the name given to this particular swath of South Florida palm trees, bungalows and outlet stores.

Can’t Touch This!

Barack Obama: Gaffe machine

By Michelle Malkin • May 21, 2008 07:43 AM

Here’s my syndicated column this week. Hardly a comprehensive list–and sure to grow.

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Barack Obama: Gaffe machine
Michelle Malkin
Creators Syndicate
Copyright 2008

All it takes is one gaffe to taint a Republican for life. The political establishment never let Dan Quayle live down his fateful misspelling of “potatoe.” The New York Times distorted and misreported the first President Bush’s questions about new scanner technology at a grocers’ convention to brand him permanently as out of touch.

But what about Barack Obama? The guy’s a perpetual gaffe machine. Let us count the ways, large and small, that his tongue has betrayed him throughout the campaign:

* Last May, he claimed that Kansas tornadoes killed a whopping 10,000 people: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” The actual death toll: 12.

*Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”

*Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, South Dakota audience, Obama exulted: “Thank you Sioux City…I said it wrong. I’ve been in Iowa for too long. I’m sorry.”