Obama keeps on Guffawing and Guffawing and Guffawing:
The Smartest Candidate Has Never Heard of Hanford….Hmm!
And Oregonians Voted for this man.
Too Much Navel Contemplation, perhaps.
Two Oregon Obamanites Contemplating Obama,
Starsong Estuary:“Hey, I think I saw Jerry Garcia at the Portland Obama concert, he’s still floating in cosmic Deadland ya know? Dead and Decemberests..awesome!”
Relative Thouht: “I know man, Obama’s got the band back together ya know! Obama’s so cool, he’s the only one that can see through the matrix for real, he can see all 58 states. He’s so smart he can figure out everything about Hanford on a drive to the airport; he’ll fix it”
Starsong Estuary:“Yea man he’s the only one who could bring Jerry back too. He can talk to Castro, Ahmadinejad, and Chavez all at the same time in their native code using his Obamazemic Quadrant Sphere, it’s implanted in his brain like, ya know”
Relative Thought: “Now that’s Hope and Change man, Hey ya got any change man?“
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The Following is a Real Interview With an Obama Supporter
More About the Decemberists, Obama’s opening Act From Washington.com:
After Hours Interview: Chris Funk of the Decemberists,
We’re a city magazine, so we’d like to talk about some of the cities in your life. Think of this as an urban Rorschach test. I’m going to say a city, and you say the first few words that come into your mind.
Okay.
Valparaiso, Indiana [Funk’s hometown].
Popcorn central. It’s where Orville Redenbacher’s from.
Portland, Oregon.
Don’t move here.
Why not?
‘Cause, I like it the way it is.
Okay, Washington, DC.
Harboring war criminals.
Do you mean politicians?
Yeah, I mean the big guy. You know, the guy who ignores the UN, that one. The guy who pretends he’s from Texas, but is really from Connecticut. The guy who can’t dribble a basketball. The guy who farms out our military. Etc….
Well, thank you for speaking with me. It’s been a pleasure. Safe travels to DC. (more)
These are Obama supporters, they represent the thinking of the Portland 75,000; we can not afford this type of thought to permeate the White House.
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You can read More of Obama’s Gaffes at Mechelle Malkin:
Barack Obama: Gaffe machine
Here’s my syndicated column this week. Hardly a comprehensive list–and sure to grow.
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Barack Obama: Gaffe machine
Michelle Malkin
Creators Syndicate
Copyright 2008
Some examples, there are many more,
* Last May, he claimed that Kansas tornadoes killed a whopping 10,000 people: “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” The actual death toll: 12.
*Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”
*Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, South Dakota audience, Obama exulted: “Thank you Sioux City…I said it wrong. I’ve been in Iowa for too long. I’m sorry.”
You can read more words of wisdom from the smartest candidate here.
Savage Politics has a new post on the same issue:
Ammo Depot
**I am starting a new category for SavagePolitics.com called AMMUNITION. The purpose of this section is to provide readers with sufficiently relevant and concise policy information (and videos) about Obama, which can be pasted and spread throughout the internet, in hopes of educating voters about his nefarious and dishonest political positions. Below you will find your first installment of.**
MEETING WITH OUR ENEMIES:
At A July 2007 Debate, Obama Announced He Would Personally Meet With Leaders Of Iran, North Korea, Syria And Other Hostile Nations “Without Precondition.” QUESTION: “[W]ould you be willing to meet separately, without precondition, during the first year of your administration, in Washington or anywhere else, with the leaders of Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Cuba and North Korea, in order to bridge the gap that divides our countries?”… OBAMA: “I would. And the reason is this, that the notion that somehow not talking to countries is punishment to them — which has been the guiding diplomatic principle of this administration – is ridiculous.” (CNN/YouTube Democrat Presidential Candidate Debate, Charleston, SC, 7/23/07) (more)
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