Obama’s biggest general election liability: His bitter half

She’s more like a Siren…..or a Fog horn…Leghorn:

Michelle Obama’s latest drawn out diatribe degrading the United States was trumpeted last Friday night. You can here the speech here (I dare you to listen to the whole rant). Michelle spent the better part of a 11/2 hours putting down America and the country we are. Michelle Obama’s new phrase for “Yes We Can” comes out in these words:

“We’ve learned that we’re still living in a time and in a nation where the bar is set, right?”

“They tell you all you need to do is do these things and you’ll get to the bar

“So you go about the business of doing those things”

“You start working hard and sacrificing, and you think you’re getting closer to the bar, you’re working and you’re struggling, you get right to that bar, you’re reaching out for the bar, and then what happens?”

“They raise the bar. Raise the bar. Shift it to the side. Keep it just out of reach.”

“She tells the crowd at Ovens Auditorium here in Charlotte to work the crowd, perhaps 1,000-strong, into a prayerful mood before the last North Carolina appearance of Michelle Obama” (Byran York).

Maybe her new slogan should be “No We Can’t”

Michelle keeps complaining and complaining and complaining. It makes me wonder, “If Barack Obama is the great healer, the man that is going to bring this country together; the man who will bring the world together in a sort of Barry Manilow-holding-hands-and-signing, “I’d like to give the World a Coke” moment,

“Everybody Sing Along”

Then why can’t he keep his “sweet” wife happy?

Michell must be the most unhappy woman in America. The Reverend Wright must be the most unhappy pastor in America, Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn….well we know how joyful they are; Tony Rezko must be the most unhappy political influencer in America. So why aren’t they happy after knowing and loving Obama for all of those “happy” years.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Kim Jong Il will a be happier when Obama comes to town:

They’ll all be singing with Obama,

I’d like to give the World some Hope

with socialistic love and

keep America under wraps

while we rebuild the world

It’s Our Real Dream

We need to keep America Down

so men like you and me

Can rule the World in Perfect Harmony.

It’s our real dream.

Well, I tried but I think you get the picture.

Obama can’t keep his good friends happy; he can’t keep his pastor happy; he can’t even keep his wife happy. How is he going to bring “Joy to the World”? (Oh another song comes to mind….I will spare you).

Read more about Michelle Obama’s speech:

Michelle Obama Says ‘Amen’
America’s angriest would-be First Lady wows ‘em in Charlotte.

By Byron York

Charlotte, N.C. — “Tomorrow, we shall achieve the victory, that the kingdom of God may come on earth as it is in heaven, and all those who love the Lord and will vote for Obama, say Amen.”
“AAAMMMMEEENNN!”

When it comes to giving a rip-roaring pre-election invocation, you just can’t do better than Rev. Joseph Lowery. The 86-year-old civil-rights legend has come to the Ovens Auditorium here in Charlotte to work the crowd, perhaps 1,000-strong, into a prayerful mood before the last North Carolina appearance of Michelle Obama, wife of the man whose election will herald the coming of the kingdom of God on earth as it is in heaven. And as Lowery gets going, it’s clear he’s waited for this moment for a very long time.

Michelle Malkin:

By Michelle Malkin  •  May 7, 2008 06:02 AM

With Barack Obama on the verge of sewing up the Democrat presidential nomination, my syndicated column this morning looks at his biggest general election liability: The Missus. I’ll be on Fox and Friends this morning at around 7:15am to talk primary results.

Are you ready for hope and change? Barack Obama better hope his bitter half has a change of attitude if she expects to assume the title of first lady in November. She’s been likened to John F. Kennedy’s wife, what with her chic suits and pearls and perfectly coiffed helmet hair. But when she opens her mouth, Michelle O. is less Jackie O. and more Wendy W. — as in Wendy Whiner, the constantly kvetching Saturday Night Live character from the early 1980s.

…The Today Show in the wake of the Jeremiah Wright debacle included this tellingly narcissistic passage:

[Mrs. Obama]: “‘I’m so proud of how he has maintained his dignity, his cool, his honor.’

“Obama gently tried to interrupt, admitting to being embarrassed by the praise.

“‘But I am proud of you,” she said.

“I know,” he replied.

We all know. So get over yourself already, haughty spirit. Pride doesn’t photograph well. And bitterness leaves frown lines. Which means Botox bills. Which “struggling folks” like you and your husband simply cannot afford.

Try smiling for once. It’s cheaper. Michelle Malkin:

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