MoveOn wants your “Obama in 30 seconds” video ads, DNC solicits short films

Why do I feel like this whole Obama Phenom is just another American Idol Episode:

Michelle Obama sang her heart out: last night with her vibrant rendition of the Country Joe and the Fish Standard “I-fill-LIke-I’m-Fixin-to-Die-Rag“. She worked those ivorys like nobody since Liberachi but to no avail; her fate was sealed by her first songs of the night that caused Simon Barack Obama Cowell to scream “I’m outraged by her performance and the spectacle that she made, she just sang a bunch of rants that aren’t grounded in truth. She’s not the same singer who I’ve known for 20 years.” (Malkin)

Rezko Seacreast consoled Michelle: when he whispered these soft remarks in her ear, “It’s Ok he didn’t like Reverend Wright’s attempt at singing, “This is The End” and “When the Musics Over” by the Doors either. You better just tuck it in sweetie and spend some time at home with your two little burdens”

Hillary Abdul Clinton stated: that she kinda liked the “This is The End” song. She said that, “The part that caused her to tear up was when Michelle crooned these words from “When the Musics Over“, “We want the World and We Want It NOW…..Yea!”. “Oh honey it will be alright, I’ve been waiting my turn for 37 years, you’ll get yours……(we’re not sure but we thought there was a bit of sarcasm in her voice).

Bill Randy Clinton chimed in with this: What up Dawg? Your cookin’ with me cat. In fact why don’t we just blow this place and take my convertible out for a ride, Kitten. Yeah that’s it you and me in my big machine. We’ll come back and do a duet. The new latest and greatest Clinton/Obamb Ticket, yeah that’s the ticket. What do ya say Dawg….I mean babe?

Rezko Seacreast jumped in with this: “Just recently we lost another popular performer. He was voted off by a slim margin just the other night. And now back by popular demand to sing that big David Allen Coe hit, “Take This Job and Shove It” one of our all time favorites and still kicking, The fabulous Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Give it up for the Rev.”

Simon Barack Obama Cowell Got Nasty with this Rant: You guys are all nothing without me. This is ridiculous. I am the star here. Without me nobody gets on stage with a microphone, including you Michelle. I don’t need you hangers-on. You vipors of opportunity. I don’t need you and you have no “Hope” without me. You all need me more than you’ll ever know. Your all off the show, out of the bus, Sayonara, Hast La Vista Babies. Get them out of here. Call up the Divine Miss Winfrey, and Cranky Keith Olberman. I’ll get some real talent on my side if I have to take America down with me. Get me my lawyers and Union Thugs. Send Lawyers Guns and Money…..oops ah well leave out the guns for now…….

Michelle Malkin has a great idea:

By Michelle Malkin • March 13, 2008 03:48 PM

Now, this is tempting.

MoveOn is asking its followers to come up with “Obama in 30 seconds” video ads:

MoveOn.org has a message for all filmmakers, writers, directors, actors, editors, composers, graphic artists, and animators: Whether you’re a total amateur or a total pro, now is the time to use your creativity to help Barack Obama win. We’re launching an ad contest: “Obama in 30 Seconds.”

Powered by grassroots enthusiasm, Obama has won the most states and the most delegates. But the race isn’t over, and we’ve got to pull out all the stops to help him across the finish line.

Too easy: Just submit 30 seconds of Jeremiah Wright’s chickens-coming-home-to-roost, God-damn-America and the Rich White People rants.