New Clothes Kid:

Daddy what is everbody looking at?

Cool Aid Dad:

Oh! That’s the Great Obama son. I’ll hold you up so you can see him.

New Clothes Kid:

Daddy he just said, “And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.” (Topix)

Cool Aid Dad:

Son, be quiet now, he is our Hope and Progress. You don’t know what your are talking about. Shhhhh!

New Clothes Kid:

But he just said, “You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them….And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations. (Topix)

Cool Aid Dad:

Get behind me son, and shut up. He is the Way!

New Clothes Kid:

Daddy are you deaf or something? I just heard him say, ““Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”(Malkin)

I’m nine years old. Were you and mom punished by me?

Cool Aid Dad:

You better shut up or I’ll punish you now. Obama speaks the Truth.

New Clothes Kid:

Daddy are you saying that Obama is all that?

Cool Aid Dad:

He is greatness embodied. He is the Life of the party, the Democrat Party.

New Clothes Kid:

Daddy are you saying the Obama is the Way, and the Truth, and the Life, Didn’t I hear that in Sunday School somewhere?

What is he saying now daddy? I can’t hear with your hands over my ears. I can’t see with my eyes covered. Daddy what’s wrong, let me go. I wanna hear. What is he saying now?

MEACHAM: Senator, do you personally believe that life begins at conception? And if not, when does it begin?

OBAMA: “This is something that I have not, I think, come to a firm resolution on. I think it’s very hard to know what that means, when life begins. Is it when a cell separates? Is it when the soul stirs? So I don’t presume to know the answer to that question. What I know, as I’ve said before, is that there is something extraordinarily powerful about potential life and that that has a moral weight to it that we take into consideration when we’re having these debates.” (Real Clear Politics)

New Clothes Kid:

Hmm, Huh, What was that?

What about Rezko???

Cool Aid Dad:

Son your just too young and naive to understand the nuances in which the great one Speaks. I’m taking you home….and “NO SOUP FORRR YOU!”