Posted by: riggword | April 3, 2008

Obama/Kerry, Why Not?

Barack and John will have to step aside if they know what’s good for ‘em:

Now we are getting to the real meat and potatoes. Teresa and Michelle, “Whew Doggies”, as Jed Clampett would say, “that’s some mighty fine vittles ya got a cookn’ thar Grandma Obama!” Is this one of many “Jump the Shark” moments for the Obama Campaign? “Now that will put a hitch-in-yer-britches.” Words of wisdom from Grandpa Amos McCoy.

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Obama… like Heinz Kerry’s husbands?

Posted: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 4:45 PM by Domenico Montanaro
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From NBC/NJ’s Matthew Berger
PITTSBURGH, Pa. — Teresa Heinz Kerry joined Michelle Obama at a rally at Carnegie Mellon University today, saying she hoped the state would support Obama the way it had voted for both of her husbands.

Michelle Barack Hussein Obama, ” I hate America”

Teresa Hienz John Kerry Catsup, “No!, I hate America!”

Michelle Barack Hussein Obama, ” Well I hate America Twice as much as you hate America”

Teresa Hienz Ketchup John Kerry Catsup, “Now wait a minute!, I hated America before you hated America!”

Hillary Radham William Jefferson Blythe Clinton III, “Hey you guys I am the Queen Bee around here get off of my stage!!!”

Nancy Patricia D’Alesando Paul Francis Pelosit Sr., “Hold on there, I have something to say….”

Hill, “You @&*^#” Nanc, “Well I ought to *&**&*” Teres, “Not over my @#$%#$” Miche, “Your all out of your @#$@#%$”

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Responses

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA THE BEST !

http://allainjulesblog.blogspot.com/

Super funny Rigg.

I would love to see a Obama/Kerry ticket happen, or otherwise known as the Feminism implosion.

It’s easy with these comedians.

Who needs Leno, Letterman or Saturday Night Live?

We have American Politics.

Kerry would hurt the ticket .

Gasdocpal,

This is interesting to see what different people read into my posts.

Obama/Kerry in this post means the two Misses.

However you do raise a question from me.
How could John Kerry hurt Obama.

Then you would have the # 1 and # 2 liberals running together. (Although Hillary might debate those rankings)

If Obama’s message is so wonderful than why not Obama X 2.

The more liberal the more fun!

Thanks for your comment
I’d love to hear your logic on this one.

There appears to be an unwritten codicil in American Politics that says that anyone who looks like the tree that threw apples at Dorothy in “The Wizard of Oz” can never look good on a presidential ticket. Even if that person , as a warrior, Proseceuting attorney, Senate investigator of Iran/Contra, BCCI, and MIA/POWs has been proven to be smart, hardworking, efficient and effective. Even if his opponent looks like Paul Newman did in his prime but actually is Alfred E. Newman in real life.

I admire both Theresa and Michelle greatly and they can say volumes of smart things that go over the heads of a great part of the electorate but utter a few words that dimmwitted people think they can understand and immediately form an opinon about Mickelle and Theresa. It is like when someone farts and a second person says “That is the most intellegent thing I even heard you say” to which the other replys “No I said plenty of smart things. That is the first one you understood.”

There are other reasons but that is the most obvious one.

Thank you once again for your comment.

I will have to look up the word “Dimwitted”
so that I can fathom the depths in which you speak.

Hmm, I looked it up and there appears to be only one “m” in dimwitted.

Thank you for helping me understand Michellee and Theresaa better.

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