McCain here!
Click!!!
“Oh that was close.” “What are you doing? Don’t make him mad Osama, just lay low in your cave and turn off your cell phone.” “I know Hugo, what was I thinking; what happened to Obama, didn’t he win the election?” “Achmedinijad tell Osama what’s up.” “We’re had you fool, lay low play it cool, maybe we can survive this thing, if we just don’t make him mad.”
The New Hillary Ad is here on YouTube:
“Hello this is Hillary, may I help you?” “Yes this is Osama Bin Laden“….”Excuse me one second, ‘Bill, get your feet off the Desk and get out of my Oval Office!……NOW!” ….”Ah oh yea, You need health care I’ll transfer you to Dr. Phil, just a second”….”I’m Osama, don’t you get it?….give me all of your weapons or else” “Ah just a second, I can’t remember, I didn’t mean, I mean Bill didn’t mean, I mean I’m mean and you’d better take a “time out” while I count to three or else, I’ll ah……” “You’ll what? I am Bin Laden, Osama Bib Laden…get it, No more Mr. Nice guy; you will die you American Pigs.” “Oh, you want to talk to Bill, I’ll get him….Billlll! get in here you lazy bum!!!!!!
Obama’s Telephone Rebuttal Ad is here:
“Hello this is Obama supreme Saviour of America and the World, can I give you enlightenment or a check or something?…”Yes this is Achmedinijad and I want to have you for dinner…..I mean I want to have you over for dinner.” “That’s a great idea, you and your people are the greatest asset to peace in the world today, I can’t wait. Can you invite Hugo Chavez?” “No Problem, he’s here right now”… “I knew the three of us could save the world together if we could just have dinner. Do you want me to bring Oprah?” “Actually, ah no. We want you all by yourself….and don’t tell your wife or the secret service, just come as you are. We will send a plane for you and you will fly to our hacienda on our secret private island.” “Gee you guys think of everything…I’ll get my snorkel and fins and see ya on the beach.” “No Problem, you can use my nuclear-powered submarine if you like.”
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